"one day your life will flash before your eyes. make sure its worth watching" -unknown.
@8 months ago with 44516 notes
I was wearing my Gryffindor shirt while Christmas shopping and there was this cute guy in a Slytherin hat and we made eye contact and he looked me up and down and said “10 points to Gryffindor” and winked at me and normally I hate being hit on but damn boy that’s the way to do it
Why don’t this shit happen where I live
I was watching penguins of Madagascar when
that is terrifying. I wanted to make it my wallpaper on my phone then I realized I have a penguin cover and it looks likE MY PHONE’S FACE
why iS this so Funny to mE
(via ruinedchildhood)@8 months ago with 228828 notes